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We came across a girl in a cage…

outofcontextdnd:

Halfling: “Hey, girl. What are you doing in there?”

DM: She doesn’t answer.

Halfling: Okay, I’m going to ask her if she wants me to help her get out.

DM: She doesn’t say anything.

Halfling: What? Why?!

DM: Mostly because she’s unconscious. 

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officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

(via transgendermale)

caninevillain:

i remember i took latin in high school and the first latin textbook had stories about the same family and characters and it talked about their lives and stuff so youd get attached to them and then in the final story mount vesuvius erupted and they all fucking died

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thebeatleswereterrible:

communismkills:

knifefarty:

i bet communismkills is a gamergate nerd

By that, do you mean someone who believes that journalism shouldn’t be corrupted by “empowered feminists” sleeping their way to favorable reviews?

Then I sure am.

Life imitates art.

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overgrace:

idrris:

are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside

or are we dancer

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

image

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sexygoku:

when your runescape chick catches you with your club penguin chick….

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